Caspar - Sonic Uke (cassette) - Lyrics

Caspar is Chris Ballew from The Presidents Of The USA (aka PUSA), and later known as Caspar Babypants

See Chris Ballew's Bandography for more details about Caspar

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Chicken

CB: Ok Go
Friend: Ready
CB: Yes
Friend: Chris you there?
CB: Yeah I’m ready man. Go ahead.
Friend: Did you say your ready?
CB: Yeah I’m ready... go.
Friend: Ready?
CB: Goooooo
Friend: What did you say?
CB: Go.
Friend: Oh shit, ok, here I go.

Hahaha, I was licking the chicken, and if you didn’t notice, its been licked. Check it out.

Everybody’s lickin everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger lickin good.
Everybody’s lickin everybody else’s chicken and the chicken looking finger lickin’ good.

One of these days I’m gonna get you
Down in the mud where you belong
Happy nothing happy something
Happy nothing happy something

I’d like to live there
I’d like to live here
No I wouldn’t, No I wont.
In the middle of a log, in a three foot fog.
I watched some water pile up around my eyeballs.

Everybody’s licking everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger licking good.
Everybody’s licking everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger licking good.
Wow! Yee Haw

I put on black sunglasses
To keep my eyes from wondering round
I stuffed in more than cotten
In my ears to hold down the cell

I’d like a cosmos
A little universe
Where I can handle what I touch
Everybody’s licking everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger licking good.
Everybody’s licking everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger licking good.
I been all lonely
When I’m surrounded
By Chicken lickers licking me all day

One of these days I’m gonna meet you
Down in the mud where we belong
Your dress will be torn and shattered
You’ll already know how to sing this song

Everybody’s licking everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger licking good.
Everybody’s licking everybody else’s chicken and the chickens looking finger licking good.
So good
So good
So good, good, good, good, good.
Yummy




Boll Weevil

Let me tell you about a friend of mine
His name's Boll Weevil, check him out
Spends all day on his big ass
He don't ever, ever get outside
He's stuck on his big couch, stuck in his big shell
He looks at the TV and he's all right
I come to visit, I bring some sunshine
And I just spread it all over the fire
I come from the Drug Lord, the local drug store
Bug is a fly, baby he's never uptight
And I wonder:
Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home?
He said, I'm comfortable here, I don't wanna move, I don't wanna leave
I said, Boll Weevil get right out of your home

Good bye, I gotta stay, I'll move some other day bye bye, I gotta go to sleep
And let the tube shine, let the tube shine,

Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary
He's just sitting there all alone, I try to coach him out, with chocolate pies
But he would not move a muscle, and I tried
To make him see that the sun is shining outside
Boll Weevil get right out of your home




Monkey River

One, Too, Three, Fur

In the hazy light I see
A lonely crow, a dark green dream
I got no paddle and I got no shoes
I'm solo in a rawhide canoe
Hundreds of them little bug eyes
Them drooly, runny, glassy eyes
Smiling through the foggy soup
I crack a grin and laugh in tune
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river

Oh yes I would
No I would
Had a dream that I did
But I didn’t
But I had a dream
I saw

Sad lip hang out on a limb
Purple paw plucking a guitar
All string broke except for one
Careful chimp
Grease the bass
Water's only shallow deep
Monkeys dip... into the river
Black and blue moon, light up the leaves
Cypress branches chuckle and shiver.
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river

You ready for the breakdown boys, Oh Boy, Sure am
Yee Haw, Kick it down. Weeeeaaaah.

Tiny fingers poke my boat, filling it full of water and holes
They look like killers but they mean no harm, I know them all
My Brotherrrerrrrerrrrerrrrrs.
And on the last soft dock's boat
Monkeys wave goodbye (goodbye)
Patch my boat with chewing gum
This purple haze is easy on my eyes..
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I would love to float... on... monkey river
I'd love to float a Monkey River now
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River now
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River now
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River now
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River
I'd love to float a Monkey River




Home

I been home
Five thousand five hundred miles
Cross the Texas plains
Just to look at the mountains
Check ‘em out there,
Beautiful spires of lovely snow capped joy
And now I’m home
I made it home
On a little four cylinder engine

A blue tin can
A red sleeping bag
I was in a lone hallway
I had some company
The steering wheel made a print on my arm
I stopped to check out the farm
I saw the sun beating down hard
And I barreled
Through California
I’m in Oregon
Fuck California
I’m in Oregon
Fuck California
I’m in Oregon
I’m in Washington
And even on a cloudy day
At the end the sun peaks through
between the mountains and the clouds




Confusion

Confusion, I trashed my life
Confusion, get me out of my site
Confusion, she just annoys ya
Confusion, do I love her or do I just destroy her
And no matter what I do, I can't seem to kick it, and bust it through
Confusion, that’s what I've got
OK
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
Right now
Confusion, rotting from the inside out
Confusion, shocked from the brain drain out
Confusion, how do I feel
Confusion, you don't seem real to me at all
No matter what I do, I can't seem to kick it and bust it through
Confusion, that’s what I've got
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
I want you out, out, out, out, out of my head
Confusion ( that's what I've got )
that's what I've got
that's what I've got
that's what I've got
that's what I've got
that's what I've got




Stranger

You, Lynard Skynard hat
Me, little kitty
Sat across with a velvet jacket
Wild orange hair, dark, dark eyes
I gawked like a twelve year old smitten
(shucks)
Carla the stripper
Straight from L.A.
You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let's be pals someday (in other words)
Put some clothes on and call me
I saw you... it was incredible

Slim, relaxed, buyin' wine at the QFC
On a snowy Saturday night
Black pearls, and I swear you were drinking beer
You were the redhead behind the counter there
I'm the one who fell out of his chair there
You had your dry cleaning and I think you're dreamy
I saw you... it was incredible




Swallow

One two three four
I could peel my-

One two three four
I could peel my own skin off for hours
Be completely satisfied
Curly o' balls in sloppy sockets
Pretty little scalpel eyes
If you care to inhale
That's good for you
If I care to care at all
I'd look inside out and through
And if you want to swallow
That's good for you
I can't stand to stand around
I can't stop to move

And all that's left is the fuzzy wuzzy afro of pain
Can you hear what I've been sayin'

I could peel my own skin off for hours
And be completely satisfied
Curly o' balls in sloppy sockets
Pretty little scalpel eyes




Wah

Wahhhhhh Wah Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhhh Wah Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhh Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhhhhh




Caspar & Bones

Wellllllll- Weeeel

Welllllll

Caspar and Bones, took over the hills
Two Strings explodes, drunk all over the hills
Caspar and Bones, took over the hills
Two Strings explodes, drunk all over the hills, drunk all over the hills now

Skin and bones and tiny tones a poppin boppin home together shoog
Pick it on a double string a swishy wishy fishies even, boog
Listen pissin party started hill a billy in the combat zone
Peg my leg and stick it in the make it ring and sing Mr. Bones.

Caspar and Bones, took over the hills
Two Strings explodes, drunk all over the hills
Caspar and Bones, took over the hills
Two Strings explodes, drunk all over the hills, drunk all over the hills now

wouldya wouldya wouldya come on caspar and bones, ahhhhhhhhh

Bang shand a lick a brick find a cord and tube it down your bed
Kick it lick it take it pick it take a razor to your bony head
I been popping we non-flopping bony footed monkey sealing chairs.
Every peckered birdy kicking bony footed monkey down the stairs
(at the bottom were caspar and bones)

Caspar and Bones, took over the hills
Two Strings explode, drunk all over the hills,
Caspar and Boness, took over the hills
Two Strings explodes, drunk all over the hills, drunk all over the hills

all over the hills all over the hills all over the hills all over the hills
all over the hills




Hippy Happy Humping

Hippy happy humping at the hoe down
His sunburned eyes he cannot see
Happy stupid lovers sit at sundown.
They choose to stop and spill their seed.

Hippy happy humping at the hoe down
He cast his boat into a sink and now he’s free and now he’s free.
Hippy happy fucker at the hoedown
Bug’s bunny clips and rubber stars.

Girls hair head,
Girls voice, girls bed
Girl’s hands, up the walls
Girls on her, macintosh

While the hippies happily humping at the hoedown
Massy wassy wassive let it be, oh let it be

just let it be, let it, let it, let it, let it,
leave it, leave it, leave it, stop it,
Hold my breathe, till I drown, till I drown, drown away

Paper cut, from a log.
Cat scratch from a dog
You’re an eye sore like a, buck shot
I say, look see, what I got.

I got hippy happy humping at the hoe down
He brought his mind up on TV
Forgot to load his six gun at the show down
You can lay his body in a tie dye grave yard down by the memory tree

And on his grave stone
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down
hippy happy humping at the hoe down




Arkansas Angst

bad, so bad
dry over here
thirsty

Repressive heat,
There’s nothing to eat
A hazy sky
Over my, fishy fry

A dusty crick
A bloody tick
Propane Tanks
Arkansas Angst

A sun dried brain
Mile long freight train
A big red truck
And my drive a muck

These worn old shoes
A book and some booze
Thirty big big tanks
Arkansas Angst

My family
Alone with me
The babies coo
My out house poo
I got lots of land
But its all sand
I would never make
Arkansas Angst

just don’t stop

How’d I get this way

The road kill feast
A mysterious beast
Its a given hell
In a hallow shell
I load my gun
And the deed is done
While I rest in place
Arkansas Angst
Arkansas Angst




Kitty


Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow
Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it




Manky Mimi

Youch

I found Manky Mimi on a rooftop
We crawled inside each other and our hearts began to start and stop
I fell into the green of Manky Mimi’s eyes
I smell the scent divide from the outside, coming from the inside

I’d like to curl up underneath your, pretty little ribcage
Will you rest your head right there, where it hurts me most
Many moons made their way across my lonely floor,
I’ve got to kiss you twice just to make sure that your not no ghost
I’ve never seen her home, (from the flick of a shell)
She lives with only what it takes to make her smile out loud
What else are windows for but throwing most of what you own through ‘em
Feel around and touch just what you need, What I feel is...




LIP

Freckles and eyes of brown
I'll take a big patty of cow
Beautiful pearly statue
I couldn't eat meat without you
Little Indian Princess
Little Indian Princess
Little Indian Princess

Took her off a reservation
Took her from the farm
Selling e-coli burgers
Couldn't do no harm
I'd find any reason
I'd use any trick
Just to spend my loose change
On a fist sized ice-cream cone at Dick's
Little Indian Princess




Bone Dry

Empty, Pinch me hard
Let me know I'm living with a wink
Dust bowl, dry soul, please
Pop my top and fill me with a drink
Water where are you?
Why not lap me up while I purr
It's hotter cause I caught her now
Don't know when to touch or what to do

I had her in my hand, but I don't know how to talk with my hand
Bone dry's all I am.
Had her in my hand, but I don't know how to talk with my hand
Bone dry's all I am,
Bone dry, bone dry
Nothing really matters when your this bone dry
Bone dry, bone dry
Nothing really matters when your this bone dry

Later at night, when I sit around looking bone dry in the eye
I am bone dry, bone dry
Nothing really matters when your this bone dry
I’m bone dry, bone dry
Nothing really matters when your this bone dry
This bone dry, this bone dry




Magic

Had a dream
Magic Johnson was there
He autographed the ball
A small rubber ball
Ten feet tall
Big puffy shoes
Are the cameras on?
Are the cameras on?
Set the ball down
Went to the court
Shot a swish
Fell like a ball
Went back to the spot
And Magic was gone
Same old ball
Time to go home


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