Caspar - Self Titled (cassette) - Lyrics

Caspar is Chris Ballew from The Presidents Of The USA (aka PUSA), and later known as Caspar Babypants

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Caspar (Chris Ballew from the Presidents (PUSA) - S/T Demo cassette tape

 

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OK, Rolling… Right?

Ummm, Yeah Rolling.

Hey how’d you know, Piglets rolling in the snow.
Hey how’d you know, Piglets rolling in the snow.
Hey how’d you know, Piglets rolling in the snow.
Hey how’d you know.
Hey how’d you find, Beetles crawling up the behind.
Hey how’d you find, Beetles crawling up the behind.
Hey how’d you find, Beetles crawling up the behind.
Hey how’d you find.
Hey did you realize, there’s flies in your eyes.
Hey did you realize, there’s flies in your eyes.
Hey did you realize, there’s flies in your eyes.
Did you realize?
Hey take a look, squashed a lil spider in a brook.
Hey take a look, squashed a lil spider in a brook.
Hey take a look, squashed a lil spider in a brook.
Hey take a look.
Wow Check It Out.
Wow Check It Out.
Wow Check It Out.
Wow Check It Out.
Out
Out
Out
Out
Out




Velvet Universe

I’m living in a velvet universe,
There’s nothing worse
There’s nothing worse, then a
I’m living in a chocolate atmosphere
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here at all
Dropped a thousand dollars on a butter smothered catfish.
Caught enough to go ‘cross America fin to fin.
And No matter how much a meal is
It comes out blue in the end.
I’m living in a velvet universe,
There’s nothing worse
There’s nothing worse, then a
I’m living in a chocolate atmosphere
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here at all
Large and luscious leather interior
Teeny weenie skinny lap dog loves to sing
Farm fed fat and totally inferior
Its really really smooth,
smooth and rich is the thing, when...
I’m living in a velvet universe,
There’s nothing worse
There’s nothing worse, then a
I’m living in a chocolate atmosphere
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here at all
I’m living in a velvet universe,
There’s nothing worse
There’s nothing worse, then a
Chocolate atmosphere
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here
There’s nothing here




Hand in Hand

start it, *cough*

I’m ruined, by secret connections
Dash, by sweet confession.
I’m shattered, by the crush of attention.
Happy, to be by your side.
Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand
Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand
Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand
Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand
(mumbling)
Oww! So long.
Distance dedication.
I got killed, by the loving position
I’m scattered, mm, in twenty million directions
And I’m flattered, to be by your side
Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand
Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand, Hand in Hand
(yeah, mumbling)




Centipede

yeah, yeah, yeah

She’s my centipede
She’s my centipede
She’s my centipede
My little centipede

Back in the asphalt, grass on the yard
They come to kiss, and they kiss real hard.
Lips on legs, legs on heads, little body,
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you

where’d you go, centipede (my only love? or I want to know?)

Centipede
She’s my centipede
She’s my centipede
She’s my centipede

Garbage can, garbage sacks
Passing through digestive tracks
Lonely outside, you can hide
under my shoe.

Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you
Centipede I am lonely for you

there you are, so small and round
and there are millions of centipedes in the world
you are, special to me.




Dark Things

Deep in the jungle...

Deep in the jungle, where I live all lonely,
Its hot and rotten underneath.
This place a fricklen the crap and runny
You will set a deadly trap.
And I don’t have a clue, (no I don’t have a clue)
To beat the creature to a new.
Oh.. my goodness... I think... I see... Dark things.

Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things

Deep in the ocean where I live all lonely,
The crust is rusty underneath,
A buying flying and this wing is singing
Step on a sharp and it will sting.

And I don’t have an antidote
And I don’t have a boat to float, a monkey river

Please... excuse me... I think... I can explain... Dark things!

Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things
Dark Dark Things
Dark Things, Dark Things
Dark Things, Dark Things
Dark Things, Dark Things
Dark Things, Dark Things
Dark Things, Dark Things
Dark Things, Dark Things
There’s a Dark Things, Dark Things
There’s a Dark Things, Dark Things
There’s a Dark Things, Dark Things
Dark! Scary.




Death Star

mmm-mmm
Good Evening, Welcome.
I’m going to sing a little tune for you now,
Its called Death Star, It’s for you.

Hanging in the stars, suspended from the dark
Life is long and heavy, like a shadow on a spark
and it will blow.
mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm

Massive killer orb, hovering around.
Looking for a spot to blast the good guys on the ground
before they know, what hit ‘em, from above.

Death Star, something so incredible
Death Star, something indestructible
Death Star, massive and maniacal
Death Star, teeny weenie vulnerable hole.

Somewhere deep inside, shifty to the core.
The tank is full and fueled by the dark side of the force
that makes it go, to and fro, killing

Black heartened ball, roll the devil’s dice
destroy it one more time, cuz its so good they built it twice
but now no more, no more, no more, no more

Its the Death Star, something so incredible
Death Star, something indestructible
Death Star, massive and maniacal
Death Star, teeny weenie vulnerable
Death Star, something so incredible
Death Star, something indestructible
Death Star, massive and maniacal
Death Star, teeny weenie vulnerable hole.
Goodbye Death Star... you were really fucking big.
You were killer, in so many ways...




Xylophones In The Sky

Kettle drum...
And I’m swishing on branches high...
Kettle drum...
And a Xylophone in the sky.

Purple light
Purple light in the hazy sun
And the cool
Air of the evening has begun.

Open up, all your ears and let it in
And when, you are finished then you’ll begin.
Three notes, all you ever needed was 1, 2, 3
Bad ball, baseline creeping between the trees.

On the grass...

Banging drums and strings and things and making noise
Banging drums and strings and things and making noise

Noise, all the town, its for to hear
What’s that, I think I hear a melody here
Q-tip, explodes with a cotton smile
Mountain hillside cabin and looking out mile

Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky
Xylophones in the sky




Sandworm

Sandworm
Sandworm
Sandworm
Sandworm
He’s a root with a boot
A zip up suede leather boot
A high heeled sand filled boot
A little bony root with a boot
Sandworm, he’s a squirm, squirm
Through New Mexico
Black as a bone
Invisible
Invisible
Sandworm, Sandworm
Sandworm, Sandworm
Sandworm, Sandworm
Sandworm, Sandworm

Sandworm, Sandworm
Stainly tummy on a hot sand bed,
Afro wig on a hot worm head.
Fake ID and backstage passes
Solid alibi and big sunglasses.
He's a little wormy thing. He’s playing all the time.

Sandworm, Sandworm
Sandworm, Sandworm
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible
Invisible
Sandworm, sneaking through a small hole
Sandworm, getting it off
Sandworm, sneaking through a small hole
Sandworm, getting it off.
Sandworm, Sandworm
Sandworm, Sandworm
Double a worm, double a worm
Little worm, small little worm
Secret worm, in through a hole... in the wall
Sandworm




Here

I want to run my nose through your hair,
But if I did I think I’d lose it there.
I want to swallow your little mouth,
But if I did I’d lose my water wings and drown
I want to pluck each one of your toes,
But if I did I’d have to suck out the bones
I want to lick your lamb chops dry,
But please excuse me while I hump the sky.

I’ll eat your wound when you feel a tear
But its easier to drool at you from here
But its easier to drool at you from here
But its easier to drool at you from here
But its easier to drool at you from here




Dead End Lies

February, 22, 1972

hehe, no turning back now.

I tried hard to possess
What I could not understand.
I closed my mind and take a guess
I held your head in my hands.

Now these lies bigger than the both of us.
These lies coming right between us.
I’m going to turn and walk away
From your empty arms, and your eyes filled with lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies

Dead end lies, Dead end lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies

yes they are, yes they are, dead end lies

I tried hard to confess, what I could not comprehend. (comprehend, understand)
I held on hard to your dress,
Till it came off in my hand.

But these lies are in bed with us.
These lies hover over watching us
Take a shower, and scrub away.
The residue of our lives, and the drain is clogged with lies.
Dead end lies, Dead end lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies

Dead end lies, Dead end lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies
yes they are, yes they are, dead end lies

I tried hard to ingest,
Lies like pudding full of sand
I listened close to your breast (shhhhhh)
And found your heart beat in your hand.
(boom, boom, boom)

Now these lies bigger than the both of us.
These lies coming right between us.
I’m going to turn and walk away
From your empty arms, and your eyes filled with lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies

Dead end lies, Dead end lies
Dead end lies, Dead end lies
yes they are, yes they are, dead end lies
yes they are, yes they are, dead end lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies
They’re only lies (yes they are, yes they are, dead end lies)
Dead End Lies




Code Talking Termite


(No words, just a bunch of sped up music from a shopping mall)




Innocent Bird

Innocent Bird
Live in this palm tree
We built it just for you
We know its what you need.
Be careful not to fly
Into that painting of the desert.
You’ll be happy you’re here
In our little plastic scene

(dear bird)
We hope you will forgive
This malicious mistake
We’re sorry you have to live
Alone your eyes look sad and heavy
And even this selfish song
Don’t drift into your sanctuary
So we give you a radio
Now, aren’t you happy.
(aren’t you happy)
(aren’t you happy)




Ribby Rib

(mm-hmm, mm-hmm)
Long ago in a lava soup
Two little wormy tubes came together
And they kissed real hard, and they meshed into four
Now they’re out in the stormy, stormy weather
In a pool of lava, that’s cooled by the rock
Everybody knows that people came from little teeny cells
Sometime and you can’t tear it apart.
Where that cell came from is just a mystery.
Ribby, the Ribbity Rib
Ribby Rib
(yeah its just me)
Ribby Rib, you can take me apart.
Bone be bone, you can put me back together.
Ribby Rib, you can take me apart.
Bone be bone, you can put me back together now.
(mm-hmm)
Somewhere down underneath a volcano
Everything was hot and sweaty as could be.
Couple of creatures came together kissing
And they melded into two, and the two made three.
Now there crawling out towards open land
And they got to walk if they want to survive
So they climb a tree, and they throw a rock down
And kill a bear, and eat it up, and its a rib, and its a bone.
Its a ribby rib, you can take me apart
Bone be bone, you can put me back together.
Ribby Rib, you can take me apart.
Bone be bone, you can put me back together
Ribby Rib, that’s all it is
Its just a rib, that’s all it is
Take it off now, Rib
mm-hmmmm-mm-mm
mm-hmmmm-mm-mm




Backporch Buddha

- Starting at 6min 11sec (Secret Goodbye Song)

OK
Alright
Goodbye
Have a good time
Alright
See ya later
Goodbye
Have a good night
Drive Safely
Hope you get home alright
Call me when you get home
OK
See you later

Alright
See ya later
Goodbye
Have a good one
Hope you get home OK
Good luck
Alright I’ll call you tomorrow
Goodbye
Have a good night
See ya tomorrow
Goodbye
Drive safely

Ok
Have a good night
See ya later
Have a good night
Have a good one
Ok
See ya later
Drive Safely
I’ll call you when you get home
I love you.


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