Caspar Babypants - This Is Fun! - Lyrics

Caspar Babypants is Chris Ballew from The Presidents Of The USA (aka PUSA)

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All You Pretty Babies

all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the one
dancin' to your baby music outside in the the sun
all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the two
dancin' to your baby music banging with your spoon

all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the three
dancin' to your baby music under shady trees
all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the four
dancin' to your baby music stomping on the floor

all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the five
dancin' to your baby music feeling so alive
all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the six
dancin' to your baby music bang on drums with sticks

all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the seven
dancin' to your baby music up till past eleven
all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the eight
dancin' to your baby music gonna make your mommy late

all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the nine
dancin' to your baby music till the sun dont shine
all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the ten
dancin' to your baby music start it all over again

all you pretty babies jumpin' up on the one
dancin' to your baby music outside in the the sun
you're outside in the sun




Speedy Centipede

you're my speedy centipede
speedy centipede
you got a hundred happy feet
walking away

crack in the asphalt go in between
long and black and seldom seen
legs and feet a little body too
centipede I am lonely for you

under palm trees hiding away
silent and shiny night and day
you can crawl under my shoe
centipede I am lonely for you

there you are so small and round
there are millions of centipedes on the ground
something about the way you do what you do
centipede I am lonely for you



The Legend Of The Bone

well I told you bout the truck and I told you bout the worm
now listen to this tale the legend of the bone

now the man he bought the bone (I'll take that one)
to make his simple soup (I'm making soup)
he walked out of the shop (goodbye)
with the bone inside a sack (uh huh)
the sack it had a hole (oh no)
and the bone fell through the hole (there is goes)
the man he dropped the bone (what a fool)
the bone fell on the ground (oooooh)

now the dog was on a walk (arf arf)
just wandering about (doo doo dee doo)
and the bone was lying there (hey what's that?)
and the dog he saw the bone (ahhhhhhh)
now the dog chewed on the bone (ar ar ar)
and the bone felt right at home (this is nice)
and youd think thatd be that (that's the end)
but the dog found a rubber ball (boing boing)
so the dog he dropped the bone (bew whip)
and the bone it rattled on (rattle rattle)
and finally came to rest (ker plunk)
near a lonely stump

now the crow was bored and tired (I'm bored)
and needed something fun (I want something fun)
and when the bone came rattling up (bdrbdrbdr-up)
the crow he grabbed the bone (grab grab)
and the crow flew way up high (flap flap)
with the bone in both his claws (I've got it)
and the bone was amazed (I'm amazed)
it had never seen the mountains

but the crow his legs got tired (oh my)
and he realized he didn't like bones (I don't like bones)
so over a mountain lake (ah ha)
the crow he dropped the bone (boo wup)
and the bone came sailing down (blrblrblrblrblrblr - ooo)
and plopped right in the lake (plop plop)
and the bone forgot to swim (I dont know how)
so the bone he quicky sank (beeeeeeeew)

now the crab was crabbing around (clib clib)
looking for a friend (I need a friend)
and the bone came floating down (float float)
to the bottom of the lake (ahhhhhhhh)
did I tell you bout the crab (no)
hes called a hermit crab (oh I see)
and he needs a hard little home (I've heard of that)
and he moves all the time (cause he's restless)
so the bone it had a hole (ooooh)
and the crab he needs a home (uh huh)
so the crab crawled right inside (get in there)
and the bone became a home (ahhhhhhhh)

now that's the end of that (oh no)
there is no more to tell (aw c'mon)
from something for a soup (that's true)
to a submarine like shell (that's better)
so goodbye to the man (goodbye man)
and goodbye to the dog (see ya dog)
goodbye to the crow (goodbye crow)
goodbye to the crab (goodbye crab)
and goodbye to the bone






Baby's Getting Up

baby getting up
baby getting down down
baby got a smile
baby got a frown frown
baby getting up
baby getting down down

baby kick a leg
baby shake an arm arm
baby make a noise
baby make a bam bam
baby kick a leg
baby shake an arm arm

baby roll around
baby do the crawl crawl
baby walk around
baby use the wall wall
baby roll around
baby do the crawl crawl

baby go to sleep
baby get a hug hug
baby's under sheets
baby's getting snug snug
baby go to sleep
baby get a hug hug




Where Do You Go?

black eyed susan coming up through the dirt
where do you go when the winter come?
where do you go when the winter come?

red red roses why cant you be true?
where do you go when the fall winds blow?
where do you go when the fall winds blow?

muddy root on my muddy boot
where do you go when the river rise?
where do you go when the river rise?

hey poison ivy don't creep around me
where do you go I wanna know
where do you go I wanna know

flowers grow sun is food
they feel so fine they feel so new
the rivers put me in a flowy mood
and the waters good for growing too
time floats by and time ticks on
sun up sundown dusk and dawn
now the flowers are nowhere to be found
they must be sleepin in the cold cold ground

oh winter pine so bright and fine
where do you go in the summertime?
where do you go in the summertime?




Googly Eyes

oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive
so dont cry those teardrops
alone or in pairs you belong everywhere
so cheer up and smile smile smile

oh googly eyes dont look so surprised
I will put you on stuff
put you on a small rock now the small rock can talk
but what does it say say say?

put you on a tree stump now the tree stump can jump
over the rooftops
I put you on a balloon it flew all over the room
do you hear it sing sing sing?

put you on a warm bun now that warm bun can run
we will never catch up
I put you on some old pants now those old pants can dance
you can see them jump jump jump

you've got googly eyes

i put you on a hole in the ground now that hole rolls around
and thats a little spooky
i put you back in the drawer all the things move no more
everything's sleeping now

oh googly eyes you make stuff come alive
so don't cry those teardrops
alone or in pairs you belong everywhere
so cheer up and smile smile smile

you've got googly eyes



Shoo Fly

shoo fly dont bother me
for I belong to somebody

I feel I feel I feel like a morning star
I feel I feel I feel like a sunset tree

I feel I feel I feel like a evening lake
I feel I feel I feel like a midnight sky

I feel I feel I feel like a noontime cloud
I feel I feel I feel like a sunrise bird



Tiger Through The Trees

one ferocious tiger
played his guitar
but he was all alone
along came another
tiger through the trees
bringing his xylophone
and he played

now that was good
now that was sweet
it put a smile on my face
along came another
tiger through the trees
bringing an itty bitty bass
and he played

that sounds so pure
that sounds so right
sunset into night and skies dark blue
along came another
tiger through the trees
bringing a harmonica or two
and he played

oh that silly sound
oh that noisy noise
two by two they played that little tune
along came another
tiger through the trees
to show them what his shaker could do
and he played



Bounce Your Baby

well Im going to california
theres a baby there that needs some help
yeah Im going to california
that baby can't bounce himself

I'm gonna bounce him in the the morning
gonna bounce him in the night
gonna bounce him till he smiles
till he stops his little cryin
gonna bounce him in the treetops
gonna bounce him all day long
gonna bounce him till hes happy
singing a bouncing song a bouncing song

bounce bounce bounce your baby

well Im going to mississippi
theres a baby there that needs some help
yeah Im going to mississippi
that baby can't bounce herself

gonna bounce her on my knee
gonna bounce her on my toes
gonna bounce her in the sunset
while the windy winds blow
gonna bounce her in the clouds
gonna bounce her on the sea
gonna bounce her singing loud
till she settles down and goes to sleep
till she goes to sleep




Baby And The Animals

this is the story of baby and the animals
living on an island and feelin free
all they do is strum and play and sing and dance and jump and twirl
and finally fall asleep by the big blue sea

in the beginning baby was alone
no one to play with or sing along
then a boatload of animals lost in a storm
washed up on the shore and joined in on her song
baby and the animals set up in the forrest
they played and sang through the starry night
they had a little bit of trouble tuning monkeys guitar
but then the drums start thumpin and it felt alright
now they woke up in the morning the ocean was quiet
the island is still as the sun rises high
coconuts and music is the all day diet
as the moon takes its place in the star filled sky

then they left the island to kick it in the big time
got themselves a spot on the national tv
they played like they did on the beach and in time
the phones lit up like a Christmas tree
people came from twenty seven thousand miles away
some came from as far as the moon
but somehow someway it just wasnt the same
so they pakced it up and went home in a balloon
now happy as clams playing music forever
baby and the animals love their life
the sand is warm and the songs are flowin
they strum and hum along in the tropical light and sing

baby and the animals (here they come sing along)



Sliver

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The Cuckoo

oh the cuckoo shes a pretty bird
she wobbles as she flies
she dont never holler cuckoo
till the fourth day of july

yeah the cuckoo shes a pretty bird
she tells us no lies
she brings us glad tidings
she sings as she flies

she sings cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
coo coo coo coo

she kisses sweet flowers
to make her voice ring clear
she never sings cuckoo
till summers near

she flies the hills over
she flies the skies above
she flies back to the mountain
and she sings for her love




It's Gonna Rain

its gonna rain clouds cover sun
its gonna rain dirt turn to mud
its gonna rain thunder is far
its gonna rain so get in the car

its gonna rain dont be afraid
its gonna rain thats how lightning is made
its gonna rain but not for a while
frown upside down is a smile

its gonna rain the flowers need it
its gonna rain the rivers need it
its gonna rain the puddles need it
its gonna rain the clouds are leakin

down down the clouds are leakin
down down the drops are fallin
down down the sky is drippin down
nah nah nah its gonna rain

its gonna rain dont be mad
its gonna rain the sun is sad
its gonna rain but thats ok
let it rain its the end of the day




The Frogs

the frogs
sis a wish a sis a wish
biboo bah
lets go frogs

well the frog said (lets go)
the other frog said (lets go)
under the sun over a log
biboo bah watch those frogs

watch them
leap over here leap over there
leap to the barn leap to the fair
leap in march leap in may
leap to keep the flies away
leap all over the big full moon
leap till midnight leap till noon
leap in squares and leap in lines
leap to keep in perfect time

(ooo yeah) they hop and they hop
(ooo yeah) they dont ever stop
(ooo yeah) they hop and they hop
away away away




Mister Rabbit

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Little Ditty

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Buckeye Jim

way up yonder above the sky
a bluebird lived in a jaybirds eye
buckeye jim you can’t go
go weave and spin you can’t go
buckeye jim

way up yonder above the moon
a jaybird nests in a silver spoon
buckeye jim you can’t go
go weave and spin you can’t go
buckeye jim

way down yonder in a hollow log
a red bird danced with a green bullfrog
buckeye jim you can’t go
go weave and spin you can’t go
buckeye jim

they'll be an end to grief and pain
a warm bright sky beyond the rain
you don't have wings so you can't fly
but you can dream it if you try

way up yonder in the quiet night
a blackbird sang in the pink moonlight
buckeye jim you can’t go
go weave and spin you can’t go
buckeye jim

way up yonder above the sky
a bluebird nests in a jaybirds eye
buckeye jim you can’t go
go weave and spin you can’t go
buckeye jim




Look At All These Elephants

look at all these elephants dancing in a row
they go go go they're dancing in a row

look at all these elephants going out the door
theres twenty-two or more they're going out the door

look at all these elephants coming down my street
wow this is neat they're comin down my street

look at all these elephants big like whales
trunks and tails they're big like whales

look at all these elephants taking up my lawn
man something's wrong they're takin up my lawn

look at all these elephants sitting down for tea
they're just like you and me they're sitting down for tea

look at all these elephants sipping with their trunks
cookies they can dunk they're sipping with their trunks

look at all these elephants but now its time to go
they wobble to and fro now its time to go

look at all these elephants back to circus tent
that is where they went back to circus tent

look at all these elephants tuck 'em into bed
kiss their dusty heads and tuck 'em into bed




Tumble

hey there in the branches how'd you get so high?
little baby leaf hangin' onto that vine
you should have fallen but you're holding on
should be sleeping deep and long
birds come to visit you everyday
stars cheer you on and light your way
I pass by smile and wink
you're all alone not as lonely as you think youre gonna

tumble tumble let go and fall

spring came slowly and you're strong and cold
clinging to the branches cause it's your home
stay up there dry and brown
may comes and its time to tumble down
birds come to visit you everyday
stars cheer you on and light your way
I pass by smile and wink
all alone not as lonely as you think youre gonna



Dark Of The Night

sky is bright but light is low
leaves are dancing and little wind blow
stream is running and stars are bright
bats go by in the dark of night

pond is frozen and fish are cold
trees are bare and leaves are old
snow is falling and clouds are white
snakes go by in the dark of night

grass is soft and dirt is deep
mosquitos fly and frogs go beep
air is crisp and breeze is slight
owls fly by in dark of night




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