Love Delicatessen
I's feelin' low down and blue, I didn't have what I wanted
That when I saw the sign outside of this place that'd promised salvation
I gave the waitress my order, she said it'd be just a minute
I was lookin' at the pies
You know I was hungry...but not for food
Oh hoo hoo hoo
At the Love Delicatessen...oh yeah
I'll meet you at the Love Delicatessen...okay
Oh!
Outside the summer sun beat down on a lusty summer day
Inside the people still had on their shades
They were all in the dark
I heard a bell ring and my order was up
I couldn't believe the size of the portions, man, my eyes lit up
Here it comes
At the Love Delicatessen...oh yeah
I'll meet you at the Love Delicatessen...okay
GO!
Woo hoo!
Woo, Woo!
Woo, Woo!
That love!
Love!
Love!
Love!
That love!
Love!
Love!
Mmm...I think I've had my fill
Went to the front counter to pay the bill
Oh, and by the way...gimme a roll of those cherry lifesavers
Mmm...
And the summer sun beat down so hard and I was on my way
Hey hey hey hey
From the Love Delicatessen
Love Delicatessen
I'll meet you there
I'll meet you there
I'll meet you there...to-day
At the Love Delicatessen
OKAY!
I'll meet, meet you at the Love Delicatessen oh yeah (today)
I'll meet you at the Love Delicatessen okay (today)
I'll meet, meet you at the Love Delicatessen (oh yeah) today
I'll meet, meet you at the Love Delicatessen...okay!
Video Killed the Radio Star
I heard you on my wireless back in '52
Lying awake intent on tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you comin' through
Oh, oh
They took the credit for your second symphony (doododle-oodle-oodle-oot!)
Re-written by machine on new technology
And now I understand the supernova scene
Oh, oh
I met your children
Oh, oh
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
It's in my mind, and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too far (rock out!)
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
You hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember the jingles used to go
Oh, oh
You were the first one
Oh, oh
You were the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
It's in my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone too...FAR!
All-right
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
It's in my mind and in my car
We can't rewind we've gone to far
Pictures came and broke your heart
so put all the blame on VCR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Doom doom, da doom doom doom
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
(You are)
Video killed the radio star
(a radio star)
Video killed the radio star
(You are)
Video killed the radio star
(a radio star)
Video killed the radio...star
Mobile Home
Wow!
Alright!
Yay!
Whew!
Tiny turtle in a can
Dig a living room in the sand
Poke a toe through the hole in the floor...floor
and I ramble on some more...RAMBLE ON!
Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
Whew!
I take it easy, small and slow
I hang around 'til it's time to blow
I take it easy, small and slow...slow
Shift my weight to lighten my load...LIGHTEN YER LOAD!
Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
Mobile Home
GO!
Hit the road...Awwwww YEAH!
HA!
Whoa!
HA! (YEAH!)
Aw that feels good...
Yeah
Woo hoo!
Aw
Tuscon highway, Pebble Beach
Alabama's just outta reach
Lee'siana sanitary swamp...swamp
Montana on a mountain top...ON A MOUNTAIN TOP!
Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
Mobile Home
My Mobile Home
I gotta Mobile Home
Kick it!
Mobile Home (my Mobile Home)!!!
Japan
Woo!
Woo!
Big Shiny jet plane in the sky
Please drop us off as we fly by
We're an American band
And everything is rockin' outta control
When we hit Japan
Hmm...
Faxes from the veiwers on TV
Karaoke hokey pokey on the screen
I dig my toes into the pacific sand
And everything is rockin' outta control
When we hit Japan
When we hit Japan
When we hit Japan
Got 20 tons of sushi-lovin' fun (yum yum)
Get in line, we'll thank you one by one (Arigato!)
Please come out to see us when we land
And everything is rockin' outta control
When we hit Japan (repeat 25 times)
Yeah!
Hi-ya!
Whoo!
Hoo hoo, hoo, hoo hoo hoo (repeat until fade out)
Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
Everytime I see you, everytime I see you, everytime
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
Oooh ooh ooh
And I want to be near you
And I want to be where you are
You're a steak and I spear you
You're some beers and a sparkle star
Nestled between a worm and rock
Snugglin' down for sleep time
Long lazy afternoons spent shearin' poodles in the park!
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
Everytime I see you, everytime I see you, everytime
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
Oooh ooh ooh
And I want to be near you
And I let you dance on my feet
If i squint I can hear you
Playing all day long in the street
I look for your racecar
Out on the highway
Then you go zoomin' by me in your special zoomin' lane!
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
Everytime I see you, everytime I see you, everytime
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
You're The One
You're The Sunshine
Oooh ooh ooh
You're The One
Yaaaay!
You're The One
Back porch (live)
Yeah!
Drum solo.. drum solo!
Phil Rudd!
Ladies and gentlemen.. Mr Phil Rudd
Alright here's a song that we actually know
And we actually made it up
So I hope you actually enjoy it
and it goes actually like this
Happy with no teeth, happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach, starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot, meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth, that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Meeeeeeeee-ow, wow, wow, wow
Got a two-string on my lap, total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums, poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms, all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Me me meeeee-ow whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm old.. I'm an old man
I took all my money
And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium outside of Syndey,
Australia
I decided to retire here in Australia
Because it's so gosh-damn beatiful
I love it so tenderly
So much it's just home
Oh so out for underneath the trees
Come a bunch of little chickies
And the buckets and the monkeys
With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars
"Hey Chris wanna jam?"
Sure, why not!
But I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch, and that.....
Man (Opposable Thumb)
Woo!
Rah rah rah rah...
I'm bein' hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man
Woo!
Wow!
MAN!
He'll crush a killer with a thigh bone
MAN!
He'll carve a cave and make a cozy home
MAN!
He'll be a rock n roll singer
MAN!
You got a thumb and a finger
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Check it out, I got one!
Yeah!
1973! (or '76)
AHH!
One time I was a
MAN!
I'd crush a killer with a rock
MAN!
10 million years until you talk
MAN!
You were a grunter and a moaner
MAN!
All you can manage is a boner
And your opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Whoa, I got one!
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!
MAN!
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
MAN!
You loose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
MAN!
You got somethin' against me?
MAN!
You gonna have to try to kill me
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
If you wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man!
You gotta wanna be a man! (M-A-N spells man!)
I've got one opposable thumb
Tiki Lounge God
I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kinda shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divide the sea
Show that evil girl how nasty the tiki gods could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki god made sure I'd live in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, wow, you make me shake, you make me shiver, alright
I got a Tiki God...saves me...I got a Tiki God
Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na!
When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble, an awful commotion
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the god was mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's three wishes, no no
He had a Tiki God...saves him...he had a Tiki God
Everybody sing.
Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na!
Na na na na na na! Na na na na na na!
So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think this kind of fun can last?
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I found my idol in a bottle in the ocean
He splits the clouds and divides the sea
And shows those evil guys how nasty the tiki gods can be, alright
You got a Tiki God...saves you...You got a Tiki God
Ahhh...ahhh...ahhh...
Boump, baa...
Teenage Girl
They took a hot rod motor and they put it in her heart
It's a dream location but she's tearin' it apart
Tounge-tied and twelve, starin' up at Perfect Pearl
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
She's a teenage girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Yeah-ah-ah
Skim the surface like a Mach 5 flower
Fiberglass shakin' and it shatters from the power
It's a crushin' blow when the engine overflows that motor's pride
Say goodbye
To the Waterworld
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Teenage Girl
Tounge-tied and tweleve, starin' up at Perfect Pearl
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
He's thirteen
Teenage Girl
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
Teenage Girl
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
Teenage Girl
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
Teenage Girl
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
He's thirteen
She's thirteen
Teenage Girl
Slip Away
I had a girl
Yeah, had is the word
I tried to hold on
But it was pretty absurd
She said she loved me
And I said I loved her too
But we weren't havin' any fun
So what could I do?
I let her slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
I let her slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
I had a car
Yeah, the color was blue
It kept breakin' down
So what could I do
I put an ad in the paper
Y'know I called it a steal
The this guy came to see it
And we struck a deal
I let it slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
I let it slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
Alright, get goin'!
I had a thought
Y'know I thought it a lot
I thought I was smart
But now I know that i'm not
I let it slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
I let it slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
I let it slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
I let it slip away-yay-yay
Away-yay-yay
Tremolo Blooz
One, two, three, trem-el-o!
Tremolo Blooz
Ain't got nuthin' ta looze
Ain't got nuthin' but my tumblin', mumblin' blooz
From my puffy head on down
Breeze came out, first when i was born
Bent down to catch a rose and I caught a thorn
Hey miss munky, how'd you get so bloo
Munky looked up with her teary eyes and said "I been missin' yooooo"
She's got those Tremolo Blooz
Ain't got nuthin' ta looze
Ain't got nuthin' but those tumblin', mumblin' blooz
Ya-hoo!
Pick it out.
Yup.
Wee-hee-hee.
Woo-hoo-hoo.
Well,
Hello Chicky, you been packed away
For 9 months and a cold december day
Yer yellow body's crumblin' and covered with dew
Here's a microphone, chicky, sing whatever you chooooooose
GO CHICKY! Those Tremolo Blooz
Ain't got nuthin' ta looze
He ain't got nuthin' but those tumblin', mumblin' blooz
Chicky!
Wooo!
Yeah-ha!
Aw yeah!
Somebody forgot the tremolo fiddle.
Alright, listen up
My friend froggie collapsed backstage
He's face down in a pile of cocaine
The rocker doctor said he had the flu
But froggie felt it deep inside
He knew exactly what he had to dooooooo
He sings those Tremolo Blooz
He ain't got nuthin' ta lose
He ain't got nuthin' but those tumblin', mumblin' bloooooooooz
From his froggie head on down to his puffy little...
From his froggie head on down to his puffy little...
From his froggie head on down to his puffy little shoe-oo-oos!
YEAH! That's it.
Cleveland Rocks!
Three four!
Three four!
Three four!
Three four!
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
All this energy callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs!
A the little kids growin' up on the skids are goin'
Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!
Jumpin' Jean Gene is moonin' James Dean goin'
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Momma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoney affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with the crimson lips go
Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!
She's livin' in sin with a safety pin goin'
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
I got some records from World War Two
I play 'em just like me gran'dad do
He was a rocker and I am too
Oh Cle-e-eveland Rocks! Yeah Cle-e-eveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks! (Cleveland Rocks!)
Cleveland Rocks!
OHIO!
Lump (live)
Hello everybody
Alright!
How.. ooh.. How's it goin'?
So they tell me that everybody down on the floor bought
Our CD to get down on the floor
Thanks very much for buying the CD
Give yourselves a big round of applause
Shame on you people up there
Alright
Here's rock song
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's so sad that birds could land
Is Lump fast asleep or rockin' out with the band?
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead
Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
She spent her twenties between the sheets
Life limped along at subsonic speeds
She's Lump, she's Lump
She's in my head
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
I do beliveve that she's dead
(Dead as a doornail)
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so, yeah
Is this Lump out of my head, I think so
And that's all I have to say about that
Hot Carl
(hidden track)
HOT!
CARL!
HOT!
CARL!
HOT!
CARL!
HOT!
CARL!
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