Caspar Babypants - Here I Am! - Lyrics

Caspar Babypants is Chris Ballew from The Presidents Of The USA (aka PUSA)

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Caspar Babypants (Chris Ballew from The Presidents Of The USA / PUSA) - Here I Am - Album Lyrics

 

Small Black Ant

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

saw him lifting gravel piece

20 times his size at least

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

livin on the flap of an army tent

livin in a crack in the old cement

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

lickin up crumbs from a dirty broom

shootin his booty cross the living room

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

this is how I found a small black ant

I freed him from a spider web

now were friends I rub his head

this is how I found a small black ant


Little Broken Truck

poor little broken truck (beep beep beep)

ran all out of gas (and got stuck)

used to haul rubber ducks

yellow orange and blue and pink

used to haul sippy cups

so you dont drip and spill your drink

used to haul teddy bears

so cute you could hear them roar

but not no more

no not no more

poor little broken truck (beep beep beep)

ran all out of gas (and got stuck)

used to drive over hills

up and down and trough the day

down the road past the mills

like a ribbon winds away

used to ride on smiling tires

one and two and three and four

but not no more

no not no more

poor little broken truck (beep beep beep)

ran all out of gas (and got stuck)

used to haul fireflies

so baby always had a light

used to haul story books

fairy tales and lullabies

used to haul good night hugs

dont you cry and dont feel poor

no not no more (no no)

dont you feel poor

poor little broken truck (beep beep beep)

ran all out of gas (and got stuck)




Brown And Lonely Worm

hi said the brown and lonely worm

watch me wiggle and watch me squirm

hold me gentle so I dont get hurt

then put me back in the thick black dirt

hi said the spider trappin a fly

Ill tell you the reason why

the reason I dont eat this fly

is this partiular fly is a friend of mine

hi said the brand new baby snake

living on bugs and chocolate cake

wouldnt you rather eat a frog

and sleep with your mommy in a hollow log

hi said the fishy jumping in a lake

Ive been good for goodness sake

dont catch me with your line and hook

and put me in your nursery book

caw said the crow sittin on a cliff

caw caw caw I wonder if

caw caw will it ever end

caw caw not today my friend

hi said the skeleton rattle his bones

I got lost and got no home

give me a blanket and get me fed

and let me live underneath your bed

hi said the rock sitting by the fire

I cant move cause Im so tired

warm your cold hands till they glow

I would not move even if I could go

hi said the tree with its roots so deep

Ive got a secret I cant keep

it cant be sold because its free

I told it to all the birds on me

hi said the mountain all shadowy blue

Ill reach down and shelter you

when I get mad then you must go

Ill turn in to a volcano



Free Like A Bird

flying in the sky

flying up so high

eating apple pie

today

flying with the moon

chirping out this tune

higher than a loose balloon

today

I feel free like a bird

I feel free like a bird

flying through the trees

flying where I please

flapping in the breeze

today

feathers in the sun

fast as you can run

eating worms one by one

today

I feel free like a bird

I feel free like a bird



Baby Bear

her name is baby baby bear

and I found her in the woods (in the woods)

she came into my life and she made me feel good (made me feel good)

If I had a million kisses to spare

Id give em all to my baby bear

her name is baby baby bear

love her too much to say (much to say)

every sunny morning is valentines day (valentines day)

If I has a sea of sparkles to spare

Id give them all to my baby bear

her name is baby baby bear

she is a creature I found (yes I found)

her wild little eyes are wide cute and round (so round)

if I had endless days to spare

Id spend them all with my baby bear

baby bear!

her name is baby baby bear

and after shes fed (shes all fed)

I find a cozy place to lay down her head (lay down her head)

if I had a bed made of unicorn hair

Id give that big old bed to my baby bear

her name is baby baby bear

and I found her in the woods (inthe woods)

she came into my life and she made me feel good (made me feel good)

If I had a million kisses to spare

Id give em all to my baby bear

baby bear!




Three Blind Mice

three blind mice three blind mice

see how they run see how they run

they all ran after the farmers wife

she cut off their tails with a carving knife

did you ever see such a sight in your life

as three blind mice

three blind mice three blind mice

see how they dance see how they dance

they all did the twist and the boogaloo

they rocked and they rolled until half past two

lets pull the plug thats what we should do

to three blind mice

three blind mice three blind mice

see how they jump see how they jump

the farmers kitty came creeping up

thay all fell into a puddle and and jumped

thier fur was wet till the sun did come up

those three blind mice

three blind mice three blind mice

see how they climb see how they climb

they went up a wall to escape the cat

and up at the top they met a small bat

they ate cherry pie till thier bellies got fat

those three blind mice

three blind mice three blind mice

see how they sleep see how they sleep

they are so tired from running around

they danced and jumped and almost drowned

they had to lie down on the warm dusty ground

those three blind mice...goodnight




Baby In A Corn Tree

baby in a corn tree

wants to wear a poncho

flying through the river

on a steaming hot day

next to a haystack

then he falls asleep

Doesn't wake up

until the eagle comes

then he sees a cowboy

riding down the track

Wants to go with him

so he runs back

baby in a corn tree

wants to wear a poncho

flying through the river

on a steaming hot day



Heard A Bird

I heard a bird

tell me something true

I heard a bird tell another bird I’ll always love you

I heard a bird

tell me something nice

summertime sun gives way to wintertime ice

I heard a bird

talk about heading north

now that wintertime is over and the birdies fly back and forth

I heard a bird

tell me something happy

if you get sleepy have your mommy put you down for a nappy

I heard a bird

singing in a tree

I sang along to his song but he didnt hear (see) me

I heard a bird

landing in the soft green grass

I asked if he wanted to play but he flew away fast

I heard a bird

tell me something true

I heard a bird tell another bird I’ll always love you

I’ll always love you

I heard a bird



Babies Little Self

I can see babies little self

babies little self in the morning time

I can see babies little hands

babies little hands in the summertime

I can see babies little feet

babies little feet in the eveningtime

I can see babies little nose

babies little nose in the wintertime

I can see babies little eyes

babies little eyes in the middle of the night

I can see babies little tum

babies little tum in the fall in the leaves

I can see babies little mouth

babies little mouth cooing back at me

I can see babies little cheeks

babies little cheeks getting bigger when you smile

I can see babies little ears

babies little ears and theyre listening to this song

I can see babies little self

babies little self in the morning time

morning time



Run Away

I love you bunny

I love you bunny

kiss me chipmunk

kiss me chipmunk

run away run away

run away run away

I love you doggie

I love you doggie

kiss me piglet

kiss me piglet

run away run away

run away run away

I love you duckie

I love you duckie

kiss me turtle

kiss me turtle

run away run away

run away run away

I love you bunny

I love you bunny

kiss me chipmunk

kiss me chipmunk

run away run away

run away run away



The Island Hop

baby baby baby

sucking on a binky

baby baby baby

going to hawaii

baby baby baby

make a messy messy

baby baby baby

going to hawaii

hula hula keiki keiki do the island hop

baby baby baby

make a little coo coo

baby baby baby

going to honolulu

baby baby baby

kiss your little boo boo

baby baby baby

going to honolulu

hula hula keiki keiki do the island hop

baby baby baby

bouncin on my knee knee

baby baby baby

going to waikiki

baby baby baby

fly accross the sea sea

baby baby baby

going to waikiki

hula hula keiki keiki do the island hop


Under A Rock

well I looked under a rock

I saw a centepede

I looked under a rock

saw a centepede

long and black and shiny with a

hundren billion million little feet

and I said stop

lets take a walk

under a rock

well I looked under a rock

saw a spider there

looked under a rock

saw a spider there

small and red and smiling with a

big full head of bright yellow hair

well I looked under a rock (looked under a rock)

saw a little mite (saw a little mite)

looked under a rock (looked under a rock)

saw a little mite

he was chompin and chewin on a sliver of wood

gettin full and feeling alright (feelin alright)

well I looked under a rock (right under a rock)

saw a spotted bug (spot that bug)

looked under a rock (right under a rock)

saw a spotted bug

he told me all about how he escaped

from a circus truck I said what luck

well I looked under a rock (looked under a rock)

saw a glow worm glow (saw a glow worm glow)

looked under a rock (looked under a rock)

saw a glow worm glow (oh)

it lit up the night time with its

wormtastic little show


Bug In The Cuff

I took a walk out in a field

and when I got home I took off my pants

something crawled out from under my pants

I couldn’t tell what it was at first glance

on my hands and knees I found it was a bug

then I lost it

it disappeared in the rug

had a bug in the cuff of my pants

bug in the cuff (woa woa)

I didn’t want to kill it something told me that was wrong

so I let it go

and I couldn’t tell if they were spiders of ants

all’s I know’s I had a bug

in the cuff of my pants

bug in the cuff of my pants

bug in th cuff (woa woa woa woa)



Shortnin Bread

two little babies lying in bed

one was sick and the other bumped his head

sent for the doctor and the doctor said

give those children some shortnin bread

mamas little baby loves shortnin shortnin

mamas little baby loves shortnin bread

mamas little baby loves shortnin shortnin

mamas little baby loves shortnin bread

put on the skillet slip on the lid

mamas gonna bake a little shortnin bread

this aint all she's gonna do

mamas gonna make a little coffee too

when those children sick in bed

heard that talk about shortnin bread

popped up well to dance and sing

skipped around and shook that thing

slipped in the kitchen slipped up the lid

slipped my pocket full of shortnin bread

stole the skillet stole the lid

stole the stove to make shortnin bread


Let The S Go

Ive seen a small spider spin silk in the snow

Yo ho let the S go

Ive een a mall pider pin ilk in the no

Rin tin tin put a t in

Ive teen a tall tider tin tilk in the toe

Yo ho let the t go

Ive een a mall pider pin ilk in the no

Rin tin tin put a g in

Ive geen a gall gider gin gilk in the go

Yo ho let the g go

Ive een a mall pider pin ilk in the no

Rin tin tin put a n l in

Ive leen a lall lider lin lilk in the lo

Yo ho let the l go

Ive een a mall pider pin ilk in the no

Rin tin tin put a d in

Ive deen a dall dider din dilk in the doe

Yo ho let the d go

Ive een a mall pider pin ilk in the no

Rin tin tin put a z in

Ive zeen a zall zider zin zilk in the zo

Yo ho let the z go

Ive een a mall pider pin ilk in the no

Rin tin tin put an s back in

Ive seen a small spider spin silk in the snow

And now its time to go go go


Billy Pringle

billy pringle had a little pig

when it was young it was not very big

when it was old it lived in clover

now its dead and that's all over

billy pringle he lay down and died

betty pringle she lay down and cried

so there was an end of one two and three

billy pringle he betty pringle she and the piggy wiggy wee



Poor Dust Bunnies

under the carpet

theyre hiding away

under the carpet

theyre lying and theyre cold

you know its not funny

its a sad sad life for a little dust bunny

next to the heat vent

stuck there for days

they have a problem

they don’t have any way to move

you know its not funny

its sad when you think about all the poor dust bunnies

some one just fired up the vacum cleaner

they huddle underneath the door jam together

just when they get

big enough to run

they end up on the end of a broom

and its no fun

you know its not funny

hide and quiver in the dark the poor dust bunnies

its a sad sad life for a little dust bunny

its sad when you think about all the poor dust bunnies



Freres Jacques

frere jaques frere jaques

dormez vous? dormez vous?

sonnez les matines sonnez les matinez

ding dang dong ding dang dong

are you sleeping are you sleeping

brother john brother john

morning bells are ringing morning bells are ringing

ding dang dong ding dang dong



Bright Bug

youre a bright little bug and I love you

yes you are yes you are yes you are

why are you so bright

so that you can find your way in the night night night

and your belly does glow

so that you can find your way home home home

why are you orange and green

so that you can find your way back to me me me


Monkey River

in the hazy light i see

a lonely crow a dark green dream

i got no paddle and i got no shoes

im solo in my leaky canoe

i would love to float

on monkey river

come along and float on

monkey river

the waters only shallow deep

monkeys dip into the river

black and blue moon light up the leaves


Calling From Clouds

im calling from clouds

snows falling down

im just a bird

on my way south

im calling from clouds

spiraling down

over your house

calling from clouds

Im calling from clouds

and land on the ground

im just a bird

walking around

im yellowish brown

the sunds going down

snows gone grounds brown

im calling from clouds



Sleeping Baby

sleeping baby

are you dreaming

dreaming baby

are you sleeping

(where are you?)

floating over oceans

floating over mountains

floating over islands

floating over treetops

(where are you?)

drifting over rivers

drifting over hills

drifting over rooftops

drifting back to my arms

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