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You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer You can make everybody scream When you dress up like Santa and Come down the stairs And open all the presents Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year You can enjoy the snow Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside Eatin' all the rubarb pie Makin people happy with a present or two Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears Inside with a fire that's large I don't know what rhymes with large Maybe your mom's name is Marge That would be nice Christmas is a fabulous invention I think they even have a Christmas convention Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song Cause we all know Jingle Bells And Deck the Halls too well So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol Christmas is a fabulous time of year Yes it is, so hold me near, near I wanna make it happen Open them presents and there wrapping Mind me, cause i got what i wanted But thats no the point now no Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love To not be on tour with the band that you love But to be home nuzzlein' with your Favorite person in the world who ever that might be Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time Merry Christmas everybody from the Presidents Of The United States Of America |